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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 09/11/2019 at 14:29 • Filed to: None

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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/11/2019 at 14:34

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There’s never such a thing as too much TP for your bunghole.

user314 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/11/2019 at 14:35

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farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/11/2019 at 14:36

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up to one month huh...

thats gonna leave one hell of a paper trail when the cat/pupper finds it

Azrek > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/11/2019 at 14:40

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I had a roommate in the Army that would go through that in like 2-3 days..max..

I got mad when he went through a 12 pack in under a week. I asked him if he was eating it. I also told him the next pack is on him.

He returned with a box of napkins stating the gas station didn’t have anything. I sighed and bought my own and locked it in my closet.

His girlfriend came by and noticed there was no TP. He demanded I hand some to her. I chuckled and asked him to explain to her why we don’t have any. He refused. So I politely explained. She was horrified and he called me a liar. She was forced to go find some with him. 

We had some other issues, but I refused to share anything with him any more. He was later kicked out for being a sack of shit...

Wacko > Azrek 09/11/2019 at 14:43

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well if he was a sack of shit, that explains the tp usage.

Chariotoflove > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/11/2019 at 14:57

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I’m not the only one who quotes Cornholio every time I get TP at Sam’s, right?

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/11/2019 at 14:58

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When I was extremely poor I found it cheaper to buy the key ($2) to open the TP dispensers than it was to buy TP. I would go to the airport near my house and grab one of the two big rolls in the dispenser and use that; I would never leave a stall without at least a partial roll . I would put back one of the empty rolls from home so it just looked like it just ran out.

Yeah, it was a slimy thing to do, but when you’re desperate to save money...

ranwhenparked > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/11/2019 at 15:00

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Well, I've got IBS, so that might be 2 weeks?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/11/2019 at 15:01

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Psh.  That’s 3 days max in my house.  So wasteful

vondon302 > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 09/11/2019 at 15:09

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Wow I just stole it from work when I was poor.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/11/2019 at 15:14

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My teenage son would still use half a roll every time he poops.

Brickman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/11/2019 at 15:15

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challenge accepted.  

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > vondon302 09/11/2019 at 15:45

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Well, I did work at that airport...

XJDano > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/11/2019 at 16:06

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At least they have it ROLL OUT. 

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/11/2019 at 16:27

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That would last literally 5 days in my house.  I have three daughters and a wife.  BOOM.